Jokes & Anecdotes

Disclaimer: Jokes are meant to exaggerate characteristics and exploit generalizations, however technically inaccurate and politically incorrect, in exchange for the laughter that results. So please have a sense of humor and don't be offended if you resemble someone somewhere. The views expressed in this section are not necessarily those held by myself or even anyone I know. And fortunately, I can't even take credit for making these things up.

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